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![]() December 12th., An Air New Zealand grabaseat "How Low Can You Go" auction today saw more than 10,000 fares - enough to fill 73 737s - sell out within the day as bargain-hunting Kiwis created an online buying frenzy. The auction, which began at midnight, was intended to last for 48 hours, or until the fares sold out. The auction officially ended at 5.07pm when the last fare - from Christchurch to Wellington sold for $15. The auction was the latest initiative in a string of highly successful grabaseat promotions run by Air New Zealand's grabaseat this year. These included $1 fares to celebrate grabaseat's first birthday and "grabaseat on tour," which saw teams of Air New Zealanders visiting all 26 domestic ports over 26 days in partnership with the TV ONE Breakfast show. Each morning TV ONE Breakfast weather presenter Tamati Coffey and the grabaseat team surprised and delighted residents around the country, offering one local the chance to spin the grabaseat wheel to set the daily fare between $1 and $26 dollars. Launched in July 2006, grabaseat.co.nz has been phenomenally successful, offering Kiwis ridiculously low fares within New Zealand, Australia, the Pacific Islands and exclusive international destinations such as Los Angeles, Shanghai and San Francisco. |
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'Twas the flight before Xmas
( as told to me by a flight attendant ) Oh what a wonderful day to be sure Our shopping is done, bargains galore. we are now on our last trip of the year, home xmas day early, give a big cheer. We're heading for home on our big DC8, home in three hours at the overseas gate. Passengers get off, then we'll tidy up fast, clear customs quickly like Christmasses past. passengers are asleep except number 1A and B they stare out the window, what can they see? There's nothing out there, just a cold winters night, Suddenly they act like they've just had a fright. The call button starts ringing, what a loud clatter. Run up to their seats to see what is the matter. They don't know whether to laugh or to cry, just keep staring out, to see what's up in the sky. Out there in the distance, and catching up quick, Is a fat man with a sleigh, it looks like Saint Nick. there's a whole bunch of reindeers pulling his sled, we're certain it's Santa, his suit is bright red. The others wake up, then they're all wearing a grin, then he's out there beside us, we're all waving at him. Then he puts on a spurt, and whizzes right past, then all that is left, is the reindeers jet-blast. It's two in the morning, it's now Xmas morn It's the day that our savior Jesus was born. What better present, a sight for sore eyes, the big man with his reindeers, a wondrous surprise. Those of you among us that doesn't believe, fly home from London, on Christmas eve!. But look out of the window, don't shut your eyes, you're going to be in for a jolly surprise. If you listen real careful as he's mushing along, you might even hear the words of his song. HO HO HO he sings out, at the top of voice, the first kids to arrive, gets the first choice. Some doubters are saying Santa doesn't exist, Don't waste your time writing a Xmas gift list. But I've seen Santa, on his way in the night, I've seen him, while flying on an Air Canada flight. (Trev Trower) From: "Ken Collie"
Subject: Retirement poem After 42 years in the aircraft industry as an Aircraft Maintenance Engineer, I finally retired last December 1st, 2006. My career took me through several small charter services and then the Airlines, Transair, Pacific Western Canadian and finally because they wanted me so much they bought the company, Air Canada. Here is a little poem I wrote in celebration of the event. Jingle Bells Verse 1 Jingle bells, wheel wells, landing gear and tire These are things I'm going to miss when I retire. Empennage, fuselage, ailerons and wings, Elevator, rudder, flaps and slats and other things. Chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way I'm staying home, having fun I don't go to work today. Verse 2 Magnetos, piston rings, connecting rods and props, Cylinder heads, exhaust stacks, valves and rocker box. Left wing low, left wing high, yaws to left or right. Someone else will have to care; I don't go to work tonight. Chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way I'm staying home, having fun I don't go to work today. Verse 3 ECB, APU, EIFIS and MCDU, FCU, GCU, Altimeter too, Nav-com, intercom, PTT and clock. In the hanger, on the pad, or in the tail dock. Chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way I'm staying home, having fun I don't go to work today. O-o-o-oh Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way I'm staying home, having fun I DON'T GO TO WORK TODAY ! By Ken Collie Bob Muldoon had this story in a recent issue of the eMailNews issued by RAPCAN, the Retired Airline Pilots of Canada
Web Site: www.rapcan.ca Pilots, The Truth One fine hot summer afternoon there was a Cessna 150 flying in the pattern at a quiet country airfield. The Instructor was getting quite bothered with the student's inability to maintain altitude in the thermals and was getting impatient at sometimes having to take over the controls. Just then he saw a twin engine Cessna 402 5,000 ft. above him and thought, "Another 1,000 hrs of this and I qualify for that twin charter job! Aaahh.. to be a real pilot going somewhere!"
The 402 was already late and the boss told him this charter was for one of the Company's premier clients. He'd already set MCT and the cylinders didn't like it in the heat of this summer's day. He was at 6,000 ft. and the winds were now a 20kt headwind. Today was the 6th day straight and he was pretty dang tired of fighting these engines. Maybe if he got 10,000 ft. out of them the wind might die off... geez those cylinder temps! He looked out momentarily and saw a B737 leaving a contrail at 33,000 ft. in the serene blue sky. "Oh man," he thought, "My interview is next month. I hope I just don't blow it! Outta G/A, nice jet job, above the weather... no snotty passengers to wait for ..." The 737 bucked and weaved in the heavy CAT at FL330 and ATC advised that lower levels were not available due to traffic. The Captain, who was only recently advised that his destination was below RVR minimums, had slowed to LRC to try and hold off a possible in-flight diversion, and arrange an ETA that would helpfully ensure the fog had lifted to CAT II minima. The Company negotiations broke down yesterday and looked as if everyone was going to take a dang pay cut. The F/O's will be particularly hard hit as their pay wasn't anything to speak of anyway. Finally deciding on a speed compromise between LRC and turbulence penetration, the Captain looked up and saw Concorde at Mach 2+. Tapping his F/O's shoulder as the 737 took another bashing, he said "Now THAT'S what we should be on... huge pay ... super fast... not too many routes...not too many legs... above the CAT... yep! What a life...!" FL590 was not what he wanted anyway and he considered FL570. Already the TAT was creeping up again and either they would have to descend or slow down. That dang rear fuel transfer pump was becoming unreliable and the F/E had said moments ago that the radiation meter was not reading numbers that he'd like to see. Concorde descended to FL570 but the radiation was still quite high even though the Notam indicated hunky dory below FL610. Fuel flow was up and the transfer pump was intermittent. Evening turned into night as they passed over the Atlantic. Looking up, the F/O could see a tiny white dot moving against the backdrop of a myriad of stars. "Hey Captain" he called as he pointed. "Must be the Shuttle. "The Captain looked for a moment and agreed. Quietly he thought how a Shuttle mission, while complicated, must be the-be-all-and-end-all in aviation. Above the crap, no radiation problems, no dang fuel transfer problems...aaah. Must be a great way to earn a buck." Discovery was into its 27th orbit and perigee was 200ft out from nominated rendezvous altitude with the commsat. The robot arm was virtually U/S and a walk may become necessary. The 200ft predicted error would necessitate a corrective burn and Discovery needed that fuel if a walk was to be required. Houston continually asked what the Commander wanted to do but the advice they proffered wasn't much help. The Commander had already been 12 hours on station sorting out the problem and just wanted 10 minutes to himself to take a leak. Just then a mission specialist, who had tilted the telescope down to the surface for a minute or two, called the Commander to the scope. "Have a look at this Sir, isn't this the kinda flying you said you wanted to do after you finish up with NASA?" The Commander peered through the telescope and cried Ooooohhhhh yeah! Now THAT'S flying! Man, that's what its all about! Geez I'd give my left arm just to be doing THAT down there!" What the Discovery Commander was looking at was a Cessna 150 in the pattern at a quiet country airfield on a nice bright sunny afternoon. Moral: pilots are never happy unless they are drinking beer and looking for a better job. Submitted by Bob Muldoon- Toronto |
Terry's Travel Tips
![]() We at the NetLetter wish you a safe and pleasant time, and may there be lots of empty seats in first class for the "plussers". A TRIP TO REMEMBER? For most people, a month-long trip around the world with a dozen flights to exotic destinations would be something to remember. But participants in the World's Biggest Pub Crawl may have to rely on something other than their threatened brain cells to recall the adventure. The trip, billed as a chance "to see the world through the bottom of a glass," begins in March in London and ends a month later with the liver-worn troupe catching a flight back to England from Cancun. The Sebel & Citigate King George Square Brisbane have a sensational summer offer for our Travel Industry friends! Run of House Room from $125.00 per night. Valid from 16th December 2007 to 20th January 2008, excluding 31st December 2007. To book send an email directly to the hotel on: An iconic landmark, The Sebel & Citigate King George Square Brisbane is located in the heart of the city within easy walking distance to fantastic shopping, entertainment and leisure activities. The Sebel tower features deluxe rooms and luxury suites while the Citigate tower features superior rooms. Facilities include a rooftop swimming pool, sauna and gymnasium. Picasso's Restaurant captures the taste of the Mediterranean while The Brasserie features an extensive breakfast buffet. The Sebel Lounge offers a relaxed atmosphere for pre-dinner drinks. The Sebel & Citigate King George Square Brisbane QLD 4000 Phone: +61 7 3229 9111 Toll Free: 1 800 777 123 Fax: +61 7 3229 9618 Website: www.mirvachotels.com Rates are per room, per night and valid from 16 December 2007 to 20 January 2008. Excludes 31 December 2007. Rates are strictly subject to availability and conditions may apply. Rates are exclusive to Travel Industry personnel only. We reserve the right to request proof of identity on check in. |