Vern Swerdfeger sends us these New United Airlines Mottos:

  • Drag and Drop
  • We put the hospital in hospitality
  • Board as a doctor, leave as a patient
  • Our prices can't be beaten, but our passengers can
  • We have First Class, Business Class and No Class
  • Not enough seating, prepare for a beating
  • We treat you like we treat your luggage
  • We beat the customer. Not the competition
  • And you thought leg room was an issue
  • Where voluntary is mandatory
  • Flight or Fight. We decide
  • Now offering one free carry off
  • Beating random customers since 2017
  • If our staff needs a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet
  • A bloody good airline

tmb cpa cargo emblemThis drawing by Victor Ortiz, MEX is from the "Info Cargo" magazine issue March 1992.

tmb capt bly cartoon 1366This Flt. Ops "Cap'n Bly" cartoon by "Jaques" has the caption "Well you may be brand new, Fenstrap ... but you're already showing great supervisory potential".


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