Aviation Memorabilia Newsletter

Vern Swerdfeger sends us these New United Airlines Mottos:

• Drag and Drop
• We put the hospital in hospitality
• Board as a doctor, leave as a patient
• Our prices can't be beaten, but our passengers can
• We have First Class, Business Class and No Class
• Not enough seating, prepare for a beating
• We treat you like we treat your luggage
• We beat the customer. Not the competition
• And you thought leg room was an issue
• Where voluntary is mandatory
• Flight or Fight. We decide
• Now offering one free carry off
• Beating random customers since 2017
• If our staff needs a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet
• A bloody good airline

This Flt. Ops "Cap'n Bly" cartoon by "Jaques" has the caption "Well you may be brand new, Fenstrap ... but you're already showing great supervisory potential".