A few more of the announcements attributed the flight attendants –
As the plane is taxiing to the gate the pilot announces, “We are currently recruiting people to clean the aircraft. If you wish to volunteer then please stand before we have come to a stop.”
If you are connecting on another Southwest flight, look for your flights on the monitors in the terminal. If you are connecting on another airline, we really don’t care what happens.”
“I’ve just been informed that my mother in law has just passed security and will be shortly boarding this flight using one of my crew passes. If you all sit down fast, we should be able to get out of here before she arrives.”